Wednesday, 14 October 2009

  • No Pain No Gain


    There is this article I read the other day posted back in September that really didn't make a bit of sense. It state's that spanking your children lowers their IQ.

    Now I don’t know about you but when my mamma spanked my ass when I was growing up I went from not knowing any better to knowing exactly what she was talking about.

    So in reality my mind went up a couple of IQ points because I didn’t do that dumb shit again or else my ass would be on fire. The harder she spanked the higher the IQ points climbed!

    Now I am not talking about beating your children, that’s a whole different ball game. I am talking about old fashion spanking and if we had more of that instead of letting these kids walk all over mom and dad, there would be a lot more respectful children instead of these gansta thugs in the making.

    Notice the difference between beating and spanking.

    Examples of Beating: Picking up a blunt object and hitting arms, legs, head, pretty much anywhere on the body that causes bruising, broken bones, blood spurting out of well anywhere. Now that’s abuse and anyone doing that needs to go to jail and have there ass kicked.

    Examples of Spanking: Using an open palm while swatting a few good smacks on the butt, and only doing so when you have exhausted all other avenues to get the child to stop doing whatever they were not suppose to be doing. As you can see this is a lot different then beating.

    Good visual Example, see below:


    libertyspank


    Until next time bye :)

Sunday, 09 August 2009

Sunday, 05 July 2009

  • Junkyard Dog


    I have a problem with my 150 yr old neighbor; ok he’s not that old but he is a carport hog! Every time I pull in to park he is over on my side and I have to practically rub the pole in order to slide in next to him!

    His front tires are not pointed forwards but they are pointed towards my side just taunting me to say something. I am afraid of getting crows feet and lip wrinkles for all the squinting and narrowing of my eyes and curling my lips in anger every time I see the man! Let me explain.

    When I first moved into this apartment complex it was so nice. We have the downstairs unit, nice size patio and back yard that we share with the other tenants. The only people that lived here when we moved in were the upstairs renters so no one lived right next door yet.

    We had all the privacy, tranquility and peace that anyone could ask for. It was perfect. That all changed the day Buffalo moved in.

    (Inserts music theme from Sanford and Son!)

    Redneck truck


    The once clean carport of yesteryear is now full of junk he collects out of people’s garbage cans, I know because I have rode by him in my van and caught him doing it.

    The thing about it is, the junk is not even good stuff but broken down dressers, lawn chairs and kids toys that even the island of misfit toys wouldn’t want.

    I pulled in one time and he had this little toy basket ball hoop with a doll that had only one eye hanging out of it’s head inside of the hoop! It was on my side of the carport! For crying out load that was F$%^ing creepy!

    Not only this, but you have to go from the carport to my side of the yard to get to his patio and low and behold there is more junk outside his backdoor! I feel like I live next door to Fred and Lamont! GRRRRR!!!

    redneck carport


    The landlord sent out letters telling everyone to make sure our areas are clean and Fred..I mean Buffalo ignores it and does whatever he wants. I am looking for a new place to live.
    Man it feels good to Bitch!

    On a positive note my air conditioner is fixed and it is nice and cool.

    Until next time bye

Saturday, 04 July 2009

Sunday, 15 March 2009

  • Spiders on Drugs

    I got bit by a spider today when I was wringing out my mop. I left the mop outside to dry and didn't bring it back in last week. I of course went staight to the doctor WebMd and while I was on the internet I found this interesting video.

    Check it out!





    Until next time bye :)

  • Trip

    Last weekend my husband and I took our children to Three Rivers for pizza. It was such a nice drive we loved it, the scenic views were breathtaking.

    For most of you that don't know this area Three Rivers is also famously known as The gateway to the Sequoias, where the worlds oldest trees live.

    Also you drive right by Kaweah lake were there is campgrounds and places to fish and go boating. In the summer we bring the kids and camp out, swim and have a really fun time.

    We stopped at a local spot called The River View Restaurant and Lounge it was great!

    We sat outside and had a lovely view of the river.

    The pizzas were very good and surprisingly they heaped on more then the average amount of toppings and the waitress was friendly. We will definitely go back.

    So if you ever come this way make sure you check it out!

    It would be well worth the trip.

    Have a great day!

    Until next time bye :)

Saturday, 07 February 2009

  • Big guy in a little house.


    I was surfing the net today and ran across this website called Tumble Weed

    It's about a guy who lives in a tiny house he built. Evidently alot of people are into this, and quite frankly with how much it cost to live nowadays, I might look into it!

    Would you consider living this small?

    Very interesting video, check it out.



Friday, 30 January 2009

Monday, 26 January 2009

  • Californication


    The last couple of months have been a little on the rough side. I am beginning to think that Moving from IL to Ca was a bad idea. Unfortunately the good, the bad and the insane have taken its toll on me.

    I thought that moving here was such a wonderful idea I mean my kids, mom, sister, cat and dog, friends, exes, friends of the exes, you name it there here.

    WRONG!!!

    Home-Sweet-Home-skull I was here no more then two seconds and my phone was ringing off the damn hook and not from my kids!!!

    “Terri I need a ride and yeah some money when I get to the store cause you have such a good job and I shouldn’t have to pay with my money!! You owe me”!!


    “Terri remember that favor and money I owe you? Yeah well I am going to have to owe you some more cause I need another favor and some moe money.

    chappelle_drugieTerri, Terri Terri Terri!!!!!!!!

    And the whole time I’m thinking, what would
    Dave Chappelle do in a situation like this?

    He would say, “ What do the five fingers say to the face"?

    SLAAAAP!

    Now get yo Ass out of my mini van and get a job!! ’’

    Yeah it’s been kinda tough since I have been back home.

    Hopefully it gets better, I’ll just have to wait and see what happens.

Wednesday, 26 November 2008

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